What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 23:53
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Ozempic has ‘very rare’ sight loss side effect, EU drugs regulator finds - politico.eu
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)